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Bojack Horseman Quotes Season 5

Bojack Horseman is one of my favorite Netflix show of all time. The comedy is pure gold. Here are some of the best Bojack Horseman quotes.

Suddenly you realize you’ll never have the relationship you wanted, and as long as they were alive, even though you’ll never admit it, part of you, the stupidest goddamn part of you, was still holding on to that chance. And you didn’t realize it until that chance went away.
Suddenly you realize you’ll never have the relationship you wanted, and as long as they were alive, even though you’ll never admit it, part of you, the stupidest goddamn part of you, was still holding on to that chance. And you didn’t realize it until that chance went away.
Suddenly you realize you’ll never have the relationship you wanted, and as long as they were alive, even though you’ll never admit it, part of you, the stupidest goddamn part of you, was still holding on to that chance. And you didn’t realize it until that chance went away.
Suddenly you realize you’ll never have the relationship you wanted, and as long as they were alive, even though you’ll never admit it, part of you, the stupidest goddamn part of you, was still holding on to that chance. And you didn’t realize it until that chance went away.
You ever try one of those ’95 zins? Good year for Zinfandels. Bad year for Oklahoma federal buildings
You know the shittiest thing about all of this? Is when that stranger behind the counter gave me that free churro, that small act of kindness showed more compassion than my mother gave me her entire goddamn life. Like, how hard is it to do something nice for a person? This woman at the Jack in the Box didn’t even know me. I’M YOUR SON! All I HAD was you
Usually, when people ask how I’m doing, the real answer is I’m doing shitty, but I can’t say I’m doing shitty because I don’t even have a good reason to be doing shitty. So if I say, “I’m doing shitty,” then they say, “Why? What’s wrong?” And I have to be like, “I don’t know, all of it?” So instead when people ask how I’m doing, I usually say, “I am doing so great.
Nothing’s certain but the curtain” is specially deep for me because I always reflect on the inevitability of death and then I’m bummed out for the rest of the day
You know what your problem is? You hold everyone to an impossible standard, including yourself. It’s super helpful for writing hot-take shakedowns, and clickbait take-downs, but totally toxic for your personal life and internalized sense of self-worth, girl.
Of course. But we all fail, Diane. The world is unforgiving enough as it is, the least we could do is find ways to forgive each other and ourselves.
But shouldn’t we be asking more of ourselves and the people in our lives?